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Family friendly and 'green' statues coming soon

 
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A new sculpture, by renowned sculptor Angelomichaelli, will soon be installed at Niwot's Sculpture Park at 79th Street and Niwot Road by the Popular Culture Committee. The artwork is titled, "What Now, Niwot?" and was commissioned by the PC Committee. An anonymous caller demanded that a fig leaf be strategically placed on the sculpture "to avoid offending the sensibilities of the community." In an abundance of caution to avoid offending anyone, the PC Committee agreed to comply with the request; however, when a fig leaf could not be located, a locally grown substitute was added.

There's a new statue coming to town. The female statuette is getting her male companion at Niwot's Sculpture Park.

But in a nod to Victorian sensibilities, there will be a slight alteration to both the male and female forms. "We've received several suggestions, which read more as complaints, about the visibility of certain portions of the statues," according to Prudence Peccadillo of the Popular Culture Committee (PC Committee)."As a result, the PC Committee has gone back in history and looked at how those fun-loving Victorians handled nudity. For them, a fig leaf was the order of the day....



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