Put your ^&#%@*! glasses on

ATTENTION FARSIGHTED PEOPLE OF AMERICA – Wear Your $%!&*^% Glasses.

Who do you think you're fooling? No one. And you are doing nothing but aggravating all the people who either can see or who actually wear their glasses. Take a hint; it is easier to see, read, dial a phone rather than fumbling around either looking for glasses or making up excuses as to why you're not wearing them.

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