This week we’re upping the ante,
So you’d better get off your fanny.
No picture will be seen or heard,
You’ll have to go with just these words.
I’m a lefty, of glorious lore,
Just so you know, I do keep score.
I’m in a very public place,
So you better hurry, it’s a race.
It’s been said that I’m a joke,
That’s not true, it’s thegoat.
Two years ago I won the series,
Which ended all the endless drearies
A century was a long time to wait,
Here’s to opening the floodgates.
The boys of summer are almost done,
Quick now tell me, I’m the one.
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