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Commissioners Seek To Ban April Fools Pranks  
By Donna Curry
DonnaC@lhvc.com  


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In a stealthy flurry of legal mumbo-jumbo, the Boulder County Commissioners have launched a proposal that would ban any April Fools jokes targeted at the “general Boulder County public,” including residents, visitors and employees within county limits. “If there was a way, we’d ban all statewide pranks, but we don’t have that authority,” Commissioner Will Tour said. “We had to settle for county-wide bans, but that should put a stop to them.” [Full Story]

 

 

County Approves Golf-Cemetery Development
By Warren Piece
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The Boulder County Land Use Department gave preliminary approval to a mixed-up-use development proposed for the former open space near Jay Road and 63rd Street.  The property, which has long been infested with prairie dogs, will soon be “home” to some of Boulder County’s most avid golfers, both living and departed.  [Full Story]

 

 

 


Obama Delegate Secures Campaign Event  
By Mandy Walking
MandyW@lhvc.com  

A local delegate for the Barack Obama presidential campaign has secured a commitment from the presidential candidate to visit Niwot while he’s in Colorado for the Democratic National Convention.  

“I am so excited. I can hardly believe it,” said Cami Payne, a Niwot resident, a first time convention delegate, known now to her friends as Obama Girl. She said town officials have agreed to allow the event at Whistle Stop Park, although Cottonwood Square is also a possibility due to security concerns.  

“The Secret Service has expressed some concerns about the proximity of the railroad tracks to the park,” said Payne. “They said they were sending a team of security experts to investigate the potential dangers for attacks from passing FasTracks trains.” [Full Story]

 

 

Boulder County Cracking Down On “Air” Pollution
  Air Quotes To Go The Way Of Tubberware Parties And McMansions  
By Nellie Nibnose
NellieN@lhvc.com  

In a further attempt to clean up the air and fill in holes in county regulation codes, Boulder County has begun looking into legislation to thwart the excessive use of air quotes. As defined by Wikipedia: “Air quotes (also called airsotts) refer to using one’s fingers to make virtual quotation marks in the air when speaking. This is typically done with both hands held shoulder-width apart and at the eye level of the speaker, with the index and middle fingers on each hand forming a V sign and then flexing at the beginning and end of the phrase being ‘quoted.’” [Full Story]

 

 

Home Events Amended Into Land Use Code
 
By Kathy Raczkowski
KathyR@lhvc.com

 

“It’s finally over,” said Greg Ching. “The music is coming back to the house.”   hoME

After a year and a half of battling the Boulder County Land Use Department over the allegedly illegal commercial use of his foothills home to host a series of house concerts, Ching achieved a measure of victory on March 13. [Full Story]

 

 

 

 

 

 

One Moment Please, I Can’t Find My …  
By Mary Wolbach Lopert
MaryL@lhvc.com
 

Editor’s Note: All the events depicted in this column really happened. The names have been changed to protect the forgetful. Announcer: And now here’s our host. Ilosta Mymind. [Full Story]

 

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From Crayons to Commencement:

Honoring the 2008 Graduates of Area High Schools or Colleges.  Show your graduate how much you care with a special caption to run along with a photo in the May issue of the Left Hand Valley Courier. For more information and to download the form, click here.

 

Out In Leftfield
Local Area Sports Highlights

 

Left Hand Laurel Theo Dierks  
By Liz Emmett-Mattox
LizEM@lhvc.com  

Those who know Theo Dierks won’t be surprised to learn that at age eight, she was leaving cookies and lemonade in her family’s mailbox for the mailman.
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Following the example set by her parents, who are “huge volunteers,” Dierks said she always has her feelers out for someone who needs help. She’s involved in many projects at the same time, primarily focused on her neighborhood, Gunbarrel Estates, and the schools her sons, Chris and Taylor, attend.

Dierks’ husband, Jeff, was living in Gunbarrel Estates when the two first met. When they wanted a bigger home for their two sons, they moved  all the way across the street. She said they didn’t want to leave because it’s “a grand neighborhood. It’s a really close knit group of people who care. There’s such a feeling of community here.”

According to Scott Marion, president of the Gunbarrel Estates HOA, Dierks is part of what makes the neighborhood so great. “She’s been involved in every major neighborhood event. She’s just endless in what he does to build community.” [Full Story]

 

 

 

 

Commissioners Move Ahead To Limit Building Size  
By Mandy Walker
MandyW@lhvc.com  

In a two-hour-long study session on March 10, the Board of County Commissioners made a number of key decisions giving Land Use staff a clear path forward on revisions to the proposed regulations to limit building size.  

On the key issue of what that size threshold should be, the commissioners concurred on between 3,000 and 4,000 square feet and asked Land Use staff to conduct an analysis. The threshold would exclude all basement footage that was subterranean. It would also exclude 500 square feet of garage space, equivalent to a two-car garage, and 500 square feet of unconditioned storage space. [Full Story]

 

Local Dancers Reach For The Stars
By Liz Emmett-Mattox
LizEM@lhvc.com  

Niwot High students Alexandra Martino and Jordan Randleman were at the studio again. They had been there every day during the week, and again on a chilly Sunday afternoon, rehearsing for a very busy weekend. [Full Story]

 

St. Vrain Valley School District  
By Mandy Walker
MandyW@lhvc.com  

With the annual negotiations between the St. Vrain Valley School District and the St. Vrain Valley Education Association (the teachers’ union) underway, teacher salaries are once again a hot topic.  

“This is not about giving more money,” said Don Haddad, deputy superintendent for the district and former Niwot High principal. “This is about quality instruction in the classroom. It’s about the ability to recruit and retain your best teachers.” [Full Story]

 

Boulder Bison Midget Major AA Team Goes to Nationals        
By Bruce Warren 

The Boulder Bison Midget Major AA Hockey Team, featuring Niwot area players Sam Zarat, Erich Seufert, Griffin Tanenbaum and Gabe Keeler, is off to the National Tournament after winning the 8-state District title March 13-16 in Oklahoma City.   [Full Story]

 

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