• The Niwot Tomahawk Project submitted by phone. Thanks, Greg!
• Tourniquet (or Turniket) since the flow though the arteries has stopped. Submited by email by Nyla McElroy. Good suggestion.
• Jennifer Everett said, “I loved the sentence about how it took two people to  write three paragraphs,” and suggested the name “The Ni-Wait” or just simply “Ni-wait!” Thanks Jennifer, for both the compliment and the suggestion. 

The winner of our naming contest came from Carolyn Garvin who sent us: Niwotamessforus  (Ni-wot-a-mess-for-us). Carolyn wins the approbation of the editors and the fleeting moment of fame that comes from having her name prominently in print.

Thanks to everyone who submitted a response . . . and also to all those who pondered this while stuck in traffic. We hope it amused you!